I seem to think I'm a relatively smart person. I know how to do "stuff" on computers and read a roadmap. So how is that I don't understand how to put together Legos? I know what you're thinking. "They just snap together."
They do...but I don't know how the pieces WORK.
I played with Legos as a kid. In the box I had were big rectangle bricks, little rectangle bricks, square bricks, long bricks, a door, a couple of windows and four wheels. Maybe 100 pieces.
My boys have this:
With pieces like these:
Pulleys. Rods. L-shaped pipes. Things that look like a mechanic would use to fix a garage door.
"Play Legos with us," they said.
"OK, what are we building?"
"Cars. Or whatever you want to make."
Easy enough. Or so I thought.
"How do these wheels hook on to this?" I ask.
"You have to find one of these, and one of these, and then go like this."
"Mom, do you want a trailer? Find one of these pieces and then it hooks on like this so you can drag a trailer behind."
"Do you want this windshield? What about these lights and vents?"
This is the car I made. Actually Adam put the wheels on and Zach put the windshield and hood of the car on. So really all I did was snap a couple of bricks together and add headlights.

These are the boys' creations:


Do you think Amazon.com carries "Legos for Dummies?"
To see more Lego creations, visit Adam and Zach's Lego gallery. My favorites are House on Fire, Christmas Candle, and Blanky.