How to change a flat tire

Park your car in the street for three days, like this. [this photo has an Instagram filter on it]

Grab your eight and nine year old. Roll out a new tire and put it on the car. Have them jack up the car.

Screw on the lugnuts.

Here's a closer view.

Push the wheel in.

Tighten up the lugnuts with a wrench thingy.

Put on the hubcap.

Push it on real hard. Use your leg if you need to.

Use the jack and lower the car.

Wash hands.