The Yearly Stats

Annual report of Adam and Zach's yearly check up:

Adam (as of 10/20/09):

45 lbs (15%), 44.5 inches (4%)

Zach (as of 11/5/09):

41 lbs (16%), 41.5 inches (1%)

Doctor: "Zach, do you ride a bike?"

Zach: "Yes."

Doctor: "What do you wear when you ride your bike?"

Zach (pause): "Clothes."

Doctor: "Well, that's good to know. We should always wear clothes when we ride a bike. What else do you wear?"

Zach (pause): "Shoes?"

Doctor: "Yes, another important thing to wear when you ride your bike. What do you wear on your head?"

Zach (pause): "Hair?"

Doctor: "Yes, we all wear our hair all the time, don't we? What else goes on your head when you're riding a bike?"

Me: "You know, we clip the strap under the chin?"

Zach: "Oh, well a helmet of course."